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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”
#I love teen ceo Tim drake so much and he’s not even canon#there are a lot of angsty fics and I love them but I think there’s such a potential for comedy#WE employees gain thousands of followers just live-tweeting the insane shit he does every day#‘CEO probs not putting out statement about new tech bc I just watched his brother pull him kicking and screaming out of the building’#‘found my ceo sleeping in the elevator again’#‘head of R&D just asked me decipher an email at the CEO sent to him. it reads like gen z word salad’#‘Tim Drake is a wonderful boss. he did just ask me if I wanna see him ollie. it was pretty sick’#Tim drake#ceo tim drake#alfred pennyworth
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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
#ASK ME#ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising#no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve#anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you#...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones#I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food#and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb#I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer#s#YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART#......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking
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catharsis (artist statement under the cut, read before reblogging)
i started this drawing to fill a niche. i’ve seen plenty of fanmade (and now canon) material of bill’s statue being vandalized or beat up on, but never so far as to damage it to the point of being unrecognizable. there were some very strong and specific feelings that drove the making of this piece, but ultimately they boiled down to my own personal need to see bill’s statue utterly destroyed by the one person who deserves it the most.
my coloring process was very dynamic- i didn’t have a set idea in mind for how i wanted the colors or lighting to look and most of my artistic decisions were made intuitively. by the end i’d subconsciously decided to set the scene to be very early in the morning, which is more fitting than i originally thought it would be; that and ford’s sweaty clothes and skin convey (i hope) that he’s been out in the woods alone all night, with the privacy to rage, yell, cry, whatever he needs to do to get his pain out as he turns what is left of his abuser into dust.
i don’t often write long statements like this to go with my art, and some of the above commentary i normally might have put in the tags, but in this case i wanted my thoughts and intent to be inseparable from the art itself. also forgive me if my writing sounds a bit disjointed, sometimes i have a hard time putting my thoughts into words
do not tag or treat this as b.llf.rd or i will block you. EDIT: if you post/repost b.llf.rd at all just dni actually
#maybe this HAS been done before and i just haven’t seen it#that would make sense since i’ve avoided the gf tag like the plague since tbob to avoid seeing [REDACTED]#also i’d appreciate it if there were no thirsty comments. it’s a lot to ask i know /sarc#sorry if i sound like a jerk. in case it wasn’t apparent this is one of those serious personal pieces#that i take seriously and personally#is calling it an artist statement pretentious? probably#my art#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#sure whatever i’ll tag bill. why not#bill cipher
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did sister daniel have a lesbian situationship at her christian all girls school?
she fuckin ran through that thing like a train, you have no idea. there was nothing left.
……….my all-girls-catholic-high-school-lesbian-romance-having ass is listening intently
#ask me about the time me and all my gay homies tried to start a gsa and were rejected#because the ‘bishop diocese can’t support any political affiliations’#and then we showed them the school’s charter in which it clearly stated we weren’t formally a part of the bishop diocese#and then the pro-life club sent out some photos of abortions and told everyone to go to the right to life march#sanctioned by their faculty advisor the dean of the upper school#like that very same week. no political statements though right?#anyways run me over like a train sister daniel#EDIT —-#to make it CLEAR IM NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL NOR AM I DATING A HIGHSCHOOLER DEAR GOD NO THIS WAS PAST ME#dan and phil
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#zu art#comic#studio#zudio#dream!sans#undertale#undertale au#utmv#uh oh :3#sorry [Dream] no one's around to save you now :)#me realizing I need to draw a human: *the meme with a man in sand*#[!] since Joku is not a character but a real person I have no authority to speak on her behalf#however as a director she does have an influence on the story#therefore her presence in the comic will be minimal and based on her public statements#(in this case the asks and posts from 2019)#I like how there are clean and messy panels in the very same page :'D
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DID YOU KNOW THAT ANDY SURIANO TALKED ABT YOUR COMIC ON INSTA???????????

YEAH I SAW IT!
really cool!!!!!! nice things were said about my art and story!!!!!! i am so flattered!!!!!!!!!! i am still figuring out how to react to it all!!!
#i most definitely didn't have an anxiety attack for 2 hours after seeing it because i am a human who reacts in normal ways...#<< false statement#i really don't enjoy recieving attention ahajdkkfkgkuj aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA#asks#misc asks#i also recieved a really nice dm!! that i hope i replied to in a normal and not cold or too distant kind of way!!#i suck at communication when nervous agsjdklg augh anyway yeah#i feel so silly getting so stressed over things like this o|< it was a cool moment tho#NOT TO OVERSHARE ON THE INTERNET OR ANYTHING. I'M DONE RAMBLING IN THE TAGS NOW
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Baba dislike snow?
Heresy is Baba!
ANSWER IS NO
ANON IS NEW STATEMENT
ENJOYMENT IS NOT BINARY
#baba is you#post is queue#ask is answer#''you like warmer weather? so you hate snow?'' what are you talking about. thats a whole new statement#a statement of enjoying one thing doesnt automatically mean that someone dislikes a different thing#also mod cyan is a new englander i take offense to this accusation ! [playful]
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what part of “killing children and kidnapping children and raping women is wrong” do Palestinians not understand?
Tell me again how it's Palestinians committing mass murder against children? Tell me again how it's Palestinians violating women?
#palestine#israel#genocide#israel is a terrorist state#gazaunderattack#gaza strip#gaza#jerusalem#free gaza#free palestine#hamas#asks#anon#if you truly agree with your statement#why do you come on anon?
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gently places these in your hands and cartwheels away into the night
#IM THINKING#THE BRAIN HAS BEEN BRAINING#bams ramble stream tonight was actually super stimmulating and got me to crank out some bangers#I would love to give this AU a cool name but i really have no idea what to go with...#for now its just.. trambs...#AND I DECIDED MY LAMB WAS TOO SOFT HE NEEDS TO BE CHAOTIC AND UNHINGED TOO#anyways do with these what you will#feel free to send asks if there are any questions or statements :D#goodnight :3!!!!!#honk doodles#Trambs#cotl au#cotl#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#cult of the lamb fanart
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things you can tell people if they ask you about the scars on your face:
- "large scale worm attack" - "clowns tried to steal my skin but I got away" - "nearly got overtaken by the evil fog" - "cursed door incident" - "the angles cut me when I try to think" - "a cop bit me" - "gym membership went horribly wrong" - "rock concert went horribly wrong" - "got stuck underground for eight months" - "the last girl I kissed was reallyyyy hot. literally" - "stared at the void (it stared back)" - "got rid of the death vines but at what cost" - "ask me again and I'll give you fucking vertigo" - "I saw too much and now I bear the marks of my hubris" - "the spiders. they want out ::::)"
#sergey ushanka was an extinction statement I am SURE of it#extinction truthers rise up#pigeon.txt#the magnus archives#tma#inspired by: will people stop fucking ASKING about my face#the real answer is fairly severe dermatillomania#but like. why would you just ask a random person smth like that#“you could cover it with makeup” yeah but I Don't Want To#makeup is a shitty texture for me anyways#and we need to normalize skin that isn't fucking airbrushed and photoshopped#anyways!#you don't really have to know tma for this post to be funny ig??#but it makes it funnier
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Day 4 - BREAKING NEWS!!
two local unnamed strays, one a Toy Perrier and the other a Tail Snipped Snattle, have had a baby homunculus together!! Biologists world-wide are befuddled by this biologically impossible creature!!! More at 7
#If anyone following this blog didnt at least expect a singular tf2 mammals post then#well actually i dont have a then statement#it was inevitable ok???#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 sniper#tf2 pyro#pyrosniper#sniperpyro#tf2 bushfire#bushfire#occasionally bushfire#hotshot#PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT THEIR SOPPING WET CRITTER OF A CHILD PLEASE ITS SO SILLY TO ME
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haha okay okay, I'll share my thoughts (this got long whoops. lots to cover)
first of all, just to clear I'm not saying that I think toby is trying to make the fanbase assume wholesomeness in EVERY relationship he writes, or even every lesbian relationship. I don't think he did that for alphyne, I think that is just a genuinely wholesome relationship for the most part. they have some stuff to work out (mostly based around alphys' lying and insecurities) but what couple doesnt? I did theorize that toby might have kept that in mind while writing suselle specifically though, given the surface-level similarities to alphyne (which essentially just boil down to 'tough girl x shy girl'). considering that toby's been developing noelle and susie since at least 2015 I doubt that's where he started out with the two of them, but I think it's plausible it influenced how he chose to frame their scenes in the final product.
I haven't seen whatever post you're talking about discussing alphyne vs RG01/RG02, and to be frank I don't remember seeing a lot of art of the knights that was overly sexual as opposed to just cute. I do believe that there's some level of it that I just haven't encountered but I don't know if it was the best example to illustrate this point. it IS true though that when it comes to shipping, there's a trend of viewing relationships between two men as inherently more sexual than relationships between two women, because misogyny and I can't get into why that happens in more specificity without going on a massive tangent and I trust you guys already know all that.
so let's just assume that we all understand these basic societal ideals, and the fact they get subconsciously drilled into our heads whether we like it or not: the default way to be a woman is to be a domestic caretaker. gentle, kind, pure, level-headed, someone who does all she can to avoid emotional conflict. or any conflict for that matter- a well-adjusted woman hates conflict, to avoid it she'll become submissive or run away or try to mediate or just faint into the arms of a man about it. men are the ones who initiate or confront conflict, who "make things happen".
then what happens when there are no men around? if a relationship is just two women in love, and the relationship is healthy, then there must be no conflict. all you're left with is sweet and pure domestic bliss. that's when it's "wholesome". therefore, if a relationship between two women DOES involve conflict, it must be unhealthy because it means something is "wrong" with one or both of them. so to that end I think it's much easier to conclude that a ship between two women is "toxic" than a ship between two men. or a ship between a man and a woman, for that matter. picture your average romcom centered around a heterosexual relationship, and ask yourself, if everything was exactly the same but it was two women instead, would it get called "toxic yuri"?
FTR, I understand that the phrase "toxic yuri" rose in popularity and prominence as backlash against this exact kind of thinking- we want lesbian relationships that involve conflict, and calling it "toxic" affectionately is in direct response to those who argue that any relationship between two women that isnt all sunshine and daisies is unhealthy and abusive. and there are PLENTY of girl/girl pairings that I would actually describe as "toxic" in sincerity and that's the appeal and what makes them interesting. but I think the (over)use of the word has gotten to a point where you gotta look at yourself and ask if that's what your ship really is, or if you just want to use a popular phrase- and more importantly, if mislabeling these relationships as "toxic" when conflict gets involved is just looping around and perpetuating the problem in a different way.
(remembering this was supposed to be about suselle) UMM. in conclusion I think if more people start to acknowledge the conflict or potential for conflict in susie and noelle's romantic storyline then we're gonna see it called "toxic yuri" even though nothing about it has changed. and I think that on the other side of that, those who exclusively want cute and lovey-dovey suselle are prone to ignoring any conflict or even denying it's there. not all the time! but it happens.
#i have tried to answer this SOOOO many times and just kept getting lost in tangents and qualifying statements#so i hope what im trying to say is coming across. im not trying to shame anyone im trying to encourage critical thinking in fandom lol#asks#analysis
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me when im at the major industry event of the year & i run into my stupid former co-pi who really hurt my feelings lately when he got a new grant funded & didnt even shoot me an email abt it & on the lanyard around his neck hes wearing a badge w a fake name & on the line for affiliation is the name of one of my competitors instead of the lab we founded together & hes just standing like an idiot outside the main conference hall w two of my aforementioned competitors pretending like hes too interested in the poster presentations to make eye contact: hello esteemed colleague #1. esteemed colleague #2, so you've decided at last to grace us with your presence, i wonder what has changed? could you perhaps be interested in the keynote? esteemed colleague #1, it's so unlike your institution to sponsor the attendance of total unknowns, so this third person must be a true visionary. i'm always looking to expand my network. perhaps you could introduce us?
#and when my beloved nepo intern asks what hes doing there he says he came for the catering. give me a fucking break#then later im everyone's worst nightmare at the q&a for a presentation being given by some rando gusu lan affiliate#my question is technically a question not a statement but it is a rhetorical question & it is not on topic at all <3#the untamed#jiang cheng#cql watch#my posts#f
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Kabru is always my favorite tho bc I fucking love characters who are both ruthless and genuinely kind. Who have noble goals and strong ideals and will make compromises in order to reach them, especially when they aren't punished for it by the narrative. Kabru will straight up commit vigilante murder because he's done the math and judged it to be the action with the most harm reduction, and he's good at math.
Kabru is the only person in the series both on-scene and thinking about the larger implications of the actions being taken, and I love him for it.
#kabru is like a thesis statement on heroes. to me.#anyway kabru says stay curious! you can make a difference! don't be afraid to ask questions! show up and stay informed! murder is okay!#lmao#dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#manga spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#dunmeshi manga spoilers#dm manga spoilers#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi#dunmeshi spoilers#do we have a fucking conventional tag for this how the hell do I tag my spoilers
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Ok so based on the most recent info...we can all agree that all Joost did was stick up a middle finger at a someone who was filming him without his permission, right? We can all agree that it was extremely manipulative to imply what he did was way worse by describing it as "threatening a female member of staff" and just letting it just hang in the air, effectively making it sound as if he had (sexually) assaulted a woman, right?
#not to mention its very convenient that the one person who spoke up when that israelian girl was asked if she should have come-#-and she didn't want to answer#like in my opinion it seems like they didn't like that he implied a certain amount of skepticism towards Israel#(btw im not implying he made some sort of pro-Palestine statement - kind of a lukewarm take#but i am implying that they didnt like that he didn't stay completely silent on the whole situation)#joost klein#eurovision
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It's just my impression or is Teacher Stan more violent than Canon Stan? Considering that Teacher Stan killed three Henchmaniacs in a brutal away and then decided to stick their bodies on pikes. And the fact that, if someone did manage to hit Jerk Ford with a bullet, he would kill them and dissaper with their dead body.
[Context: 1, 2]
Whaaaat? Stanley Pines, the Chemistry Teacher, violent? He's just a nice, normal guy!
He doesn't have a secret murder gene that he is really good at lying about, and gets away with because he's the last person anyone would ever expect it from.
It's not like he's got an instant killing machine switch in his brain that flips as soon as he has an excuse. No, nothing like that.
He's just a sweet old school teacher.
#Jerk Ford#Jerk Ford AU#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#This is the best brother ever according to Jerk Ford#And he will physically fight you if you try to argue against that statement#And you should be glad it's him fighting you and not said brother#You'll most likely live if Jerk Ford fights you#Stan is a different story#gravity falls#gravity falls au#JFAU#ask#ask answered#Might as well answer this ask now that Stan has won Tumblr Sexyman 2025
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